• Marriage between one man and one woman.
  
• Man works to provide for his family.
  
• Woman is barefoot and pregnant at least 90% of the time.
  
• Woman bakes several pies a week (no cooking with shoes on, of course).
  
• Man doesn't beat his wife on Sundays (Mon-Sat beatings are okay).
  
• Man eyes his male boss lustfully but does nothing about it.
  
• Man joins in the effort to oppress homosexuals because it makes him feel better about himself for being too afraid to pursue what he really desires.
  

Sounds like the same type of Democrats who think that "women should know thier place".

Oh wait, those Democrats don't exist.